HULK’S MEGA-SUPER REVIEW OF GREEN LANTERN!

June 17, 2011

THE GOOD:

-PETER SARSGAARD

THE BAD:

-THE REST OF IT

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11 Responses to “HULK’S MEGA-SUPER REVIEW OF GREEN LANTERN!”

  1. FILMCRITHULK said

    SORRY.

    HULK COULD NO DO IT.

    SOMETIMES THERE NOTHING HULK LOVE MORE THAN BE DARING AND LEAVE THINGS SHORT, BLUNT, AND IMPACT-FUL. IT CERTAINLY SAVE HULK TIME.

    BUT THAT NOT REALLY IN HULK’S NATURE. THAT MAY SOUND ODD SINCE HULK BIG GIANT GREEN MENACE CAPABLE OF MANY SMASHES. BUT THIS NOT THE PLACE FOR SMASHY. THIS THE PLACE FOR WORDS. AND IT NOT FAIR TO BE CURT. SOMETIMES IT FUNNY, BUT THE INTERNET SO FULL OF THAT STUFF THAT HULK HAVE DO WHAT HULK CAN AND TRY CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING MORE EARNEST.

    SO HULK HAVE ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REVIEW TOTALLY NOT IN HULK’S HEART.

    TRUTH MUCH MORE GRAY AREA CONCERNING GREEN LANTERN. THERE WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS IN PLACE TO BE EXECUTE WELL AND THERE EQUALLY MANY REASONS THOSE BUNCH OF THINGS FAIL. STARTING WITH…

    YOU KNOW WHAT?

    HULK REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY TIRED.

    SO CONSIDER THIS REVIEW HULK’S “WHY DOESN’T INDY JUST TAKE OUT HIS GUN AND SHOOT HIM?” MOMENT.

    HULK THANK.

    • Bel said

      Not sure if you’ll even respond to this, being that it’s a two year old post and all. But I think it kinda defeats the purpose to write an “Indy gun” review. And then explain it in such detail immediately under it.

  2. Jefflehem said

    Concise and confirming.

  3. What a shame, I had high hopes. It’s getting to the point where they should just show the movies on tv and the trailers in the theater. I’ll see it Sunday and post some thoughts about it.

  4. Bob said

    Bob like review. Bob no like movie.

  5. Here’s my thoughts on it. I’m not sure if I captured what I’m feeling, but I’m tired as well.

    http://youresoshain.wordpress.com/2011/06/27/green-lantern-fear-and-why-motivation-matters/

  6. [...] EXAMPLE, THE RECENT-AND-UTTER-SHIT-FEST GREEN LANTERN HAVE ONE REAL GENUINE ACT BREAK. REPEAT. ONE. OH SURE, THERE STUFF THAT HAPPEN, BUT IN TERMS OF [...]

  7. ReaverKing said

    I know its been forver, but since I just became a reader of Hulk, I felt I should share for posterity:

    The worst part of this movie for me was the woman in front of me. Every time Hector Hammond was on screen she LAUGHED at him and whispered to her girlfriend like Hammond was the type of low-level life-form the character made out he had always been treated as in the film. When his cranium became enlarged she began a snide little tirade of “this movie’s so stupid…etc. etc. etc.”

    …And yet when she left the theatre she was exitedly speculating about a sequel…

    It was then, I realized, That I would never ever see a quality movie ever again.

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