AND NOW: A REAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN BETTY AND HULK THAT TAKE PLACE LAST NIGHT

July 13, 2011

[HULK AND BETTY WATCHING TV]

HULK: “WAIT. HULK THINK THAT A YOUNG BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.”

Betty: “Oh… Wait, what?!?”

HULK: “BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. HE A BRITISH ACTOR.”

Betty: [Heart swooning at name alone] “… Don’t tease.”

HULK: “NO SERIOUSLY. HE THE NEW SHERLOCK.”

Betty: “Sorry Hulk. I must marry him. It’s fate.” [Wipes single tear from eye]

…..
THANKS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH’S PARENTS! [KICKS OVER CAR]

5 Responses to “AND NOW: A REAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN BETTY AND HULK THAT TAKE PLACE LAST NIGHT”

  1. Harry said

    You should get revenge on her by declaring your name-love with British actress Honeysuckle Hero Susan Weeks.

  2. Really? Mrs Oysters hates him. She physically recoils when he’s on tv. It’s the ridiculous name (‘Carrot Patch’), rheumy Barney Rubble eyes and affected twittering posh posture. I’m inclined to agree with her (naturally) and would add that thus far he’s only every given acting performances in exactly one register; humourless green twig Hugh Grant.

    • FILMCRITHULK said

      HULK LAUGH. BEFORE THAT COMMENT SHE NO EVEN SEEN PICTURE OF HIM. IT JUST THE NAME ALONE. BETTY LOVE FUNNY NAMES. AFTER ALL SHE DATING SOMEONE WHOSE FIRST NAME TECHNICALLY = “THE INCREDIBLE”

  3. Rachel said

    I enjoy referring to him as “Bandersnatch.” Possibly if you were to adopt this nickname, Betty would get brainwormed by it and no longer find his name to be so dreadfully attractive?

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