PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CLAMORING FOR A GOOD HULK-ARTICLE ARCHIVE.
AND RIGHTLY SO.
HULK KNOW THIS COULD BE EASILY REMEDIED BY REDOING THE SITE, BUT TO BE BLUNTLY HONEST, HULK DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW (HULK BARELY HAS ENOUGH TIME TO BUY UN-HULKED SHIRTS). AND BETTER YET, HULK LIKES THE BY-SUBJECT FORMAT OF ORGANIZATION BELOW SO MUCH BETTER THAN CHRONOLOGICAL LISTING.
HULK WILL UPDATE EVER MONTH OR SO.
HERE WE GO:
PRACTICAL “FILM SCHOOL”
SCREENWRITING 101 – TWO GIANT TOMES ON SCREENWRITING (VOLUME I AND VOLUME II) – HULK HOPE THIS SUPER USEFUL.
ACTING 101 – EASILY THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD AND POORLY-DISCUSSED FEATURE OF FILMMAKING
HULK EXPLAIN ACTION SCENES! (WITH TOM TOWNEND!) – DAY 1, DAY 2, DAY 3 – A GIANT WRITE UP ON HOW TO APPROACH ACTION IN CINEMA AS “VISUAL STORYTELLING” AND NOT “CHAOS CINEMA”
THE MYTH OF 3 ACT STRUCTURE – THE MOST COMMON APPROACH TO STORYTELLING IS, QUITE FRANKLY, A TERRIBLE APPROACH.
HULK EXPLAINS WHY WE SHOULD QUIT IT WITH HERO JOURNEY SHIT – SERIOUSLY IT’S TIME FOR A MORATORIUM
HULK VS. THE JOHN CARTER SCRIPT – WHILE THIS TECHNICALLY AN EVALUATION ON ONE FILM, IT MORE ABOUT THE PROBLEMS OF STORYTELLING VS. DRAMA
CONCEPTUAL FILM THINKING!
NEVER HATE A MOVIE: OR HOW QUENTIN TARANTINO GOT HULK TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMBS
WHY YOU LOVE MOVIES – JUST WHAT IT SAYS
TANGIBLE DETAILS AND THE NATURE OF CRITICISM – EVALUATION ABOUT SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE AND BUILDING THE KNOWLEDGE, JUST LIKE ANYTHING MORE CONCRETE.
HULK VS. THE TWILIGHT HOUR OF FILM – FILM IS DYING. WE SHOULD MOURN AND REVERE. NOT BICKER.
SERIOUS(ISH) CRITICISM
HULK VS. THE GENIUS OF MULHOLLAND DRIVE – DAVID LYNCH A BRILLIANT FILMMAKER!
THE HULK ON MARK RUFFALO’S HULK – A PIECE FOR THE NEW YORKER!
HULK VS. FIGHT CLUB (AND THE WORK OF DAVID FINCHER?)
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT BATMAN? – A MEDITATION ON FAN MOTIVATIONS
HULK VS. THE GIRLS CRITICISM
HULK AND THE CINEMA OF EDGAR WRIGHT – A HISTORY
HULK VS. TWILIGHT – WHY IT’S WAY WORSE THAN YOU THINK (BUT STILL OKAY)
HULK VS. THE CHURCH OF SOUTH PARK
HULK VS. THE WAR ON QUIRK
HULK FINALLY READY TO POINT ON THE DOLL AND SHOW WHERE THE LOST FINALE TOUCHED HULK
HULK WATCHED EAT, PRAY, LOVE FOR YOU ASSHOLES.
“WHY IT WORKS” – MOVIE EVALUATIONS (OR NON-REVIEWS)
THE AVENGERS IS A JOSS WHEDON MOVIE – (THAT’S A GOOD THING)
22 SHORT THOUGHTS ABOUT MARGARET – IT’S A MASTERPIECE
WHAT 50/50 MEANS TO HULK – MOVIES ARE PERSONAL FOLKS
HULK VS. THE TWO HUGOS – THE PROBLEMS OF PROPULSION
THE ENDING IS THE CONCEIT – JAMES GUNN’S “SUPER” AND THE ART OF DISPLACEMENT
PEGGY CARTER – WHY CAPTAIN AMERICA WORKS
HULK VS. THE HULK MOVIES – AN XMAS PRESENT NON-MIRACLE!
THE AVENGERS SIT OUTSIDE A MOVIE THEATER AND TALK ABOUT “THOR”
ATTACK THE BLOCK IS A FLAT OUT MASTERPIECE
WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH DR. WHO
WHY CONTAGION WORKS
SUPER 8 – GOOD ENOUGH THAT HULK WISH IT WAS BETTER
COWBOYS AND ALIENS AND TERRIBLE SCREENPLAYS
SXSW RESPONSE: WHY BOYS SHOULD LIKE “GIRLS”
SXSW RESPONSE: THE RAID AND THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MARTIAL ARTS CINEMA
SXSW RESPONSE: SXSW AND THE ONGOING PROBLEMS OF FOUND FOOTAGE
SXSW RESPONSE: GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE DANGERS OF DIDACTICISM
SXSW RESPONSE: COMPLIANCE AND THE TRUE STORY COMPLEX
DRIVE – WHY NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IS OKAY
A DANGEROUS METHOD, DRY COMEDY, AND THE PROBLEMS OF ADORING CRONENBERG
WHY HULK LIKED MACGRUBER BETTER THAN BLUE VALENTINE
HULK SAW MIRANDA JULY’S “FUTURE”
HULK’S MOVIE WEEKEND: TREE OF LIFE AND KUNG FU PANDA 2
HULK REVIEW “SOMEWHERE” FOR YOU
COST OF LIVING AND THE STATE OF SHORT FILMS
VIDEO GAMES
HULK VS. THE BATSHIT EVOLUTION OF THE MODERN WARFARE SERIES – VIDEO GAME SEMIOTIC/ART TALK!
GODDAMMIT VIDEO GAMES, THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF ARKHAM CITY IS LOTS OF FUN, BUT SUPER-DUPER SEXIST
HULK VS. ARKHAM CITY – ROUND 2: BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’!
HULK PLAYED L.A. NOIRE
BOOKS
EXACTLY WHY A FEAST FOR CROWS IS A TERRIBLE WASTE OF 1,000 PAGES
WHY A DANCE WITH DRAGONS IS BOTH A VAST IMPROVEMENT AND YET UTTER PROOF THE BOOKS WILL NEVER BE GOOD AGAIN
MUSIC
WHAT THE FUCK REALLY HAPPENED TO WEEZER?
FILMCRITHULK-CENTRIC STUFF
YES INTERNET, THERE IS A FILM CRIT HULK
HULK VS. THE WHOLE VULTURE THINGY
HULK’S TOP 15 MOVIES OF 2010
HULK REVEALS THE MONDO HULK POSTER!
HULK INTERVIEWED BY SXSW
HULK DOES THE FAMOUS “12 QUESTIONS” INTERVIEW
HULK ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS – PART 1
HULK ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS – PART 2
HULK ON FACEBOOK AND STUFF
“HULK’S FAVORITE MOVIES” SERIES
PUTNEY SWOPE – THE GREATEST FUCK YOU MOVIE OF ALL TIME
HAPPY GO LUCKY – THIS MOVIE SAYS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS EVER.
SUPERCOP – WHAT IS NOT GREAT ABOUT THIS MOVIE?
FUN/SILLY STUFF
HULK WATCHED TRANSFORMERS 2 FOR YOU ASSHOLES (MINUTE BY MINUTE ACCOUNT)
THE 13 MOST INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT KATY PERRY’S “LAST FRIDAY NIGHT” VIDEO AND YES HULK SERIOUS
FILM CRIT HULK SHORT CUTS
WON’T YOU MEET THE MUPPETS?
5 REASONS YOU SHOULD SEE BRIDESMAIDS
HULK VS. THE BOND MOVIES: DR. NO, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, GOLDFINGER, THUNDERBALL, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE… THE SERIES WASN’T FINISHED : /
MOST IMPORTANT CINEMA QUESTION EVER: CAN YOU WATCH MOVIES WHILE DRUNK?
THINGS HULK THINKS ABOUT WHEN THERE IS NO POWER
THE DO-DECA PENTATHLON TRAILER
OUR DAILY TRAILER: DEATH TRAP
OUR DAILY TRAILER: THE THIN RED LINE
HULK SHARES: PORTAL PEEPS
HULK’S 5 FAVORITE THINGS ON YOUTUBE
CULTURE/RANDOM STUFF
POST MODERNISM… NOT A THING
POST MODERNISM… STILL NOT A THING! (A RESPONSE TO SAM STRANGE)
RYAN DUNN’S DEATH: THE INEVITABLE GOAL OF JACKASS
WHY HULK GO TO THE MOVIES – AS IN OUT TO THE MOVIES
HULK’S TAKE ON THE NATURE OF BOX-OFFICE
THANKS UNIVERSE, HULK NOW REPULSED BY STAR WARS
HULK YOU-GOOGLE-A-GIZES: THEO ANGELOPOULOS
HULK ONE QUESTION INTERVIEW: PATTON OSWALT
A NOTE TO THEATER OWNERS/MOVIE-GOERS REGARDING SOUND
HULK PRESENTS: IT’S NOT JUST WHO BUT WHEN – RITA HAYWORTH (1941)
3 CRITICS HULK THINK YOU SHOULD READING
JOHN SINGLTON DIRECTED ABDUCTION? AND WHAT IS THIS SAYING?
WHY CHARLIE SHEEN PULLED A BIGGER HEIST THAN THE ONE IN OCEAN’S 11
TV! – COMMUNITY
YOU ARE OUT OF FUCKING EXCUSES. HULK COMMAND YOU TO WATCH COMMUNITY… RIGHT NOW!
COMMUNITY QUICK TAKE: “REMEDIAL CHAOS THEORY”
HULK’S OPEN LETTER TO NBC EXECUTIVES – WHY COMMUNITY MATTERS
TV! – DOWNTON ABBEY
DOWNTON ABBEY AND THE PECULIAR GLORY OF BRITISH DRAMA (ALL ABOUT SERIES I)
HULK VS. DOWNTON ABBEY – SERIES II
EPISODE # – 2.03
EPISODE # – 2.06
TV! – MAD MEN EPISODIC WRITE UPS
EPISODE 5.03 “TEA LEAVES”
EPISODE 5.05 “SIGNAL 30”
EPISODE 5.07 “AT THE CODFISH BALL”
EPISODE 5.09 “DARK SHADOWS”
EPISODE 5.11 “THE OTHER WOMAN”
PODCAST APPEARANCES
HULK PLAY WITH THE INDOOR KIDS – AND ASKS ARE VIDEO GAMES ART?
SILVERTONGUE UK ONLINE – SOUND IN MOVIES
SILVERTONGUE UK ONLINE – OSCAR TALK
THE GOLDEN BRIEFCASE – PROPAGANDA FILMS AND BELLFLOWER TALK
FILM CRIT HULK! HULK BLOG! 
I actually saved all of these word document and called it “The Lexicon,” along with other important film articles (GDT’s New Yorker profile, David Foster Wallace on Lost Highway, etc.)
Ha! I’ve done the exact same thing..
What other articles have you compiled? I tend to include interviews with directors as well, Fincher, Spielberg etc
Goldmine. Somebody needs to get all Doctorow up in here and start self-publishing e-books.
Re: the issues of sound and why to go to the theater– I recently got to see a screening of Beasts of the Southern Wild in a theater with a great sound system, and that is definitely one to see in such a context. The sound is amazing.
You’ve been busy, Hulk. Keep up the good work!
Awesome.Design of your blog is quite unconvenient so I actually wrote down all your articles on the piece of paper but this is much more handy.
This UK reader just saw Prometheus. Hulk going to have a field day. Can’t wait.
I was just going to write that I can’t wait for Hulk to begin a discussion about that film.
Fantastic! I’ve been meaning to go through all that stuff, but, well… you write too damn much! XD
Awesome.Design of your blog is quite inconvenient so I actually wrote down all your articles on the piece of paper but this is much more handy
It’s a shame the Bond series never continued, I went through the archives sometime back and was disappointed Hulk never shared his thoughts on On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Mainly because it’s my favourite Bond movie but I feel is often unfairly maligned.
IT’S HULK’S FAVORITE TOO! SOMEDAY HULK PROMISE TO PICK UP THE SERIES. HOPEFULLY WHEN HULK LESS BUSY!